Heard you been talking shit

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

tragicvillain:

You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive. 

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jamsfranca:

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oh god what did i do

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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